Bab 2 : buland rasta

Az kalam : Pari

Vo lawn me mojuda bench per bethi hui thi....sham ka waqt tha or barsati maccharo ne iska khoon chus ne ki than li thi ....uske hath me uska gulabi spiral wala register tha jise usne kisi ki aamad per band kerdia tha

"hello asalamualaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatu good evening and hii zimal darling Baji"

Ek hi sans me behad bachkane attitude me us aath sala bacche ne use mukhatib kia...jiske aage ke do dant gayab the or dhup me badmashia kerne se rang sawla hogya tha

"walekum salam warahmatulla hi wabrakatu Hello Hi good evening... afternoon Tata bye bye Allah hafiz"

Zimal ne shararti andaz me use dil jalane wali bat kerdi thi

"Baji tumko to humara Heart warming welcome kerna chaiye k puri gali ka sabse sigma Boy tumhara dost hai"

Usne aanke ghumakr kha

Zimal ne use upar se niche tak dekha or kha

"pehle jao or apni mummy se diapers change kerao or ye Barbie wala pyjama tumhari behen ka hai na"

Usne chidaya

"Baji mera Aura kharab na kero mujhe gussa aaya to mai apni bandook se tumhara ghar udha duga"

Usne ungli dikhate hue kha

"chapli kebab jesi shakl ke.... khi or jaakr toy gun se drana agr mai apni to tumhara Barbie pyajama viral kradugi"

"oho zimal darling tum to dar gyi ab agr mai tumse mazak nahi kruga to kisse kruga"

Baccha kam baccha waqai dar gya tha ki daring zimal viral hi n krde

"bolo kya kaam hai"

"Kaam to kuch nahi hai Bus tumhe ek good news sunani thi"

"beta jaha Tu hota hai wha good news naam ki cheez sanyas per chali jati hai....ab jaladi btao....mera waqt zaya na kerna"

"good news hai ki mei class me aaya hu"

Usne fakria andaz me kha

"kya aye ho....first?"

"oh nahi baji......mai second class se third me aaya hu vo bhi badi mushkil Se....Motherji Ne exam ki chandraat Wale din jo chitrol kerke padhaya tha vo maar vasul hogyi"

Dhero masumiyat lie vo use bata rha tha

Zimal ne muh banaya or boli

"chlo tum ab apni harkato ke bunyad per sahi class me pohonche ho simcard....third class"

Akhri jumla ada kerte hue vo khud mazak udane ke andaz me hass di thi

"SIM card nahi Mr hadi simaad"

Vo chidta hua bola

"ha ha Mr hadi sim card"

Vo uske surname simaad ko SIM card bulaya kerti thi or vo baccha puri society me simcard ke naam se famous tha

Hadi aas pas ke gharo ke baccho ka alpha tha Vo khudko kisi Mafia gang ka leader manta tha or apni baccho ki paltan ka bhi naam diya tha "the gully godfathers"

Jisme ek bilal aka billu, ibrahim urf ibu baba or Saim mareez jiska humesha patti or choto Se wasta hua kerta tha

Zimal hadi ki favourite thi kyuki vo use behno ki trha laad pyar or chera kerti thi

Unke banter pure moholle ko pata the infact un pancho macho ka ek Whatsapp group bhi tha jisme sabse faltu sigma photos or reels share ker ker ke unhone zimal ka dimag ghuma dia tha or jis din hadi apna deedar zimal ko na karata us din zimal group me message dalti "aaj mere kandho per dono farishte party ker rhe hai ke finally SIM card aya nahi"

Zimal esi hi thi

Sunshine personality rakhne wali

Humesha khush or positive

Tumne pehla taaruf padhker yahi maana hoga haina?

Magar mehrun nisa shameer kehti hai ki insan vo nahi hota jo uska pehla taaruf ho

Or tum is baat per yaqeen le aao kyuki pehla taaruf insan apne mutabiq deta hai.....vaisa jesa vo chahta hai ki log use samjhe or Mane

Dunia me koi sunshine personality or khushia batne Wala nahi

hota sab apni kahani ke Hero bhi khud hote hai or villain bhi

Kyuki Kya tumne farishte khuli aankon se zameen per dekhe hai?

Koi bhi insan nek or be gunaah nahi hota kyuki agr hota to farishta na hota!

Sabki ek grey Side hoti hai jise vo dunia se chupaakr rkhte hai

Sabki!

Magr ghaib ka ilm sirf khaliq ko hota hai or khaliq to unki rag rag se waqif hai

Humesha yad rkhna ki

First impression is not the real impression

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Abdul noor sherazi" ek pachis chabbis sala mard ne use pukara

Abdul Noor use dekh ker dheema sa muskura dia or sar ke kham se apna Abdul Noor hone ka bataya

Noujawan ladke ki ankhon me dher sara pyar or apnaiyat aa bethi

Vo zor se aakr Gale lag gya

Abdul Noor uski quwwat se apna twazo khote khote bacha tha or phir utni Hi garamjhoshi Se usse mila

"OH khudaya.......humko tumse milker bohot khushi hua mere bhae"

Noujawan garamjhoshi se apne pashtuni lehje me use bata rha

"Mujhe bhi gulista khan" vo apne narm shaista lehje me mukhatib hua

"noorey hum tumko dekh ker bohot fakhr mehsus kerta hai dost......tumhe allah ese hi taraqqi de....Kon tumhe nahi janta hai..." gulista Khan ne pyar bhare lehje me apne ehasasat khole

"mujhe bas apne log yad rkhte hai Bus vohi kaafi hai jaise tum" bhari mardana purwaqar awaz gulista khan ke kano me gai or uske muh se beikhtyar mashallah nikla tha

Vo awaz jo koi Sun Leta vo dewana hojata...

Gulista Khan or noorey ki bat kabhi khatm na hone Wali guftugu ek crew member ke pukare jane per hui

Abdul Noor ke show ka waqt hogya tha

Vo public speaker tha......awaam ko apni Baton me pagal kerdene wala.....kuch zada hi sach bolkr sharamsar kerdene Wala....lafzon se sukoon dene Wala

Ek backstage boy Ne uski pusht me ek mic fit kia or vo stage ki traf rwana hogya

Aaj bhi utni hi bheed thi jitni humesha hoti thi

Utne hi cameras malbus the jo uske fans un fans ke lie the jo aa nahi skte the

Uski dhadkan zoro se chalne lagi thi

Yeh bat bhi nayi nhi thi

Vo lamba sans lekr dheema sa muskuraya

Audience me tez awazo se sargoshia sunai De rhi thi

Kuch log aj hone Wale genre or topic ko guess ker rhe the to kuch log apne sath lae dosto or family members ko mukhatib ker rhe the

'Assalamualaikum'

Kaano me shehed se padhne Wali purwaqar awaz audience tak phonchi or yakdam khamoshi or sunnata hogya

Sabka mano sanp sung gya ho

Jo purani audience thi vo janti thi ke ab unhe kuch nhi bolna or Khamosh rehna hai or sun na hai

Or jo nai audience thi vo purani audience ke mashware ke mutabiq khamosh thi or sargoshi kerne ki himmat nhi kerskti thi

"Agar mai aapse puchu ke aap me se kitne log bulandi chuna chahte hai to sabke Hath khade hoge" vo bola magr muskurat ab bhi kayam thi

"to bulandi hai Kya jiske lie aap hath uthaege?......koi famous hone ko bulandi manega....koi genius hone ko...... Koi ameer hone ko.....ya yun kaho k jiske pass jo nahi hoga vo us ko hi bulandi manker apne goals set kerlega...apne standards ko vahi tak mehdud rkhega....right!"

Tamam logo ke sar beikhtyari me han me hile

Usne isbar kuch ajeeb trha ka muskuraya

Purani audience pehchanti thi ke ye muskurahat kiske lie hai

Jab vo sabko bewaqoof sabit kerdeta Tab vo esa muskurata tha

Jese koi maa apne nanhe bacche ki galti dekh mamta bhari muskan dekr reh jae

Ab vo dheeme lehje me hatho ko hilakr baat ker rha tha jese vo personally kisi ko smjha rha Ho

"Sabke khudke raste hote hai.....bulandi ke bhi or pst ke bhi

Urooj ke bhi or zawaal ke bhi

Halal ke bhi or haram ke bhi

Har koi zindagi me bhag dor kar rha hai or wajah pucho to khege 'sukoon' ya 'bulandi'

Kuch akhir me pa lege or kuch gawa dege

To fir fark Kya cheez paida kerti hai?

Tareeka? Nahi

Soch? Vo bhi nahi

To fir Kya?

Amaal! Han amaal "

Audience ese mukhatib thi jese vo unke kandhe per hath rekh ker unki halat samjh ker nasihat ker raha ho

"Acche amaal bulandio ko lejate hai.....urooj tak....or bure amaal zawaal dikate hai

Dunia me koi cheez permanently sukoon nahi de sakti....or pane ki khwaish or hawas sukoon ko gayab kerdeti hai

Nashukri jha hoti hai us dil me sukoon apna ghar nahi kerta

Waqti sukoon duniya me mil bhi jae to thairta nahi

Log sadak se Agar kirae ke makan Me aajae to khudka makaan chaiye sirf sukoon ke lie phir us khudke makaan me Sari luxurious ho

Gaddo se furnished bed to fir cooler se AC ya motorcycle se gaadi

Agr zindagi me sab mil bhi jae to use kese bachana or sambhalna hai uski bechaini or marne ke Bad uska kya hoga uski bechaini

Aap ek puri zindagi sirf materialistic cheezo ke piche dodte rehte hai jiska ultimate goal sukoon hota hai or akhir Me vo bhi naseeb nahi hota or jab ap mar jate hai to jahannum me pachtawe ke siwa kya hoga?

Aapne sabkuch gawa dia hoga US keemti waqt ko akhirat ka asasa banane ki jagah aapne ek LA hasil asaish per gawa dia

Kya hoga aapke pass

Doulat? Aulad? Asaishe? Rishte?

Sirf amaal!

Agar dunia ki bulandia tumhe urooj lagti hai to tum galat ho ya fir tumne urooj ke sahi maene nahi padhe

Dunia to vo tempt hai jo zawaal se pehle urooj ka dhong hai

Asal urooj to wo hai jo sada ke lie ho

Jiski aamad sukoon lae....Kabhi khatm na hone Wala sukoon

Or wo kaha hai? Dunia me to nahi hai beshaq!

Vo sirf Jannat Me hai !

Kabhi fursat Mile nashukri kerne se to nazre ghumaker dekhna ki dunia khatm hoti ja rhi hai or tum khali Hath Ho.....tumhare amaal tumhara sath nahi dete or tumhari anaa ab tak libas bani ghum rhi hai

Guroor or anaa zawaal ka pehla sabab hoti hai

Azazeel ka iblis tak ka safr bhi inhi dono ne tai kia tha

Magr hum har bar iblis nahi hote baaz dafa hum ibn e adam bhi hote hai

Yani aam

Aam khwaishe....aam chahate or aam zindagi...yehi zawaal lekr aajati hai

Magr humara zawaal khwaishe ya chahte nahi lati kyuki adam ka zawaal to kabhi hua HI nahi tha

Log kehte hai ki adam ki khwaishe hi saza bani thi or saza ke tour per hi unhe dunia me utara tha magr kya ye wajah thi?" usne zor dekr pucha jese sawaal ker rha ho

"Nahi! Yeah to bas galti thi....zawaal nahi

Zawaal to Tab hota Jab adam alayhissalam gunah ko na manker allah per ilzam dalte ke Allah NE yeh pehle tai kia tha bilkul iblis ki tarha

Dunia me ajana saza nahi thi

Kya tum bhul gye ke adam ko mitti se adam kyu bnaya tha? Dunia me bhjne ke lie jo unke hone se pehle hi tai tha .....tabto ubhone darakht se fal bhi nahi khya tha...to Kya gunah se pehle Hi saza hogyi thi? Nahi....darakht se fal khana to kisi trailer ki trha tha.....han trailer ki trha.....unka behqawe me aana or nafarmani kerna yeh dunia me hone Wali cheezo ka Trailer tha

Unki tayyari thi dunia me bhje jane ki

To jo log kehte hai ki adam ke gunah ne unhe arsh se farsh tak la feka tha vo glat hai kyuki unhone jo gunah kia tha uski apne rabb se mafi mang li thi or unke rabb ne maaf bhi kerdia tha

Matlab yeh hai ki maafi ke baad saza nahi hoti or agr adam dunia me aaye hai to saza ki trha nahi aae

Unka dunia me aana to humesha se tai tha magr saza ki trha nhi jaza ki trha

Zindagi koi saza nahi hai balki safar hai ek esi manzil ka jo tumne chahi ho

Zindagi bhoj ya curse nahi hai balki khuda ki neymato ka chehra hai

Agr vo tumhe bina azmaish or pareshani ke bagair jannat dedeta to tum to bechaini se waqif hi n hote or kaise pta hota ki neymat kya hai

Jab tak chiz ko kho na DE Tab tak uski mojudgi ka ehsas nahi hota

Yeah insan ki fitrat hai isilie har neymat khone ke baad Hi keemti lagti hai

Na tum dunia me aate or na tumhe pata chlta ki beemar hokr tandrust hona kya hai

Ya gurbat dekh kr asaishe kya hai

Be oulad hokr aulad milna Kya hai

Sab neymato se tarq hona Hi asal saza hai

Jannat to ajar hai

sab azmaisho ko par kerne ke baad ka ajr

Yha kitne log ese hoge jo depressed hoge....jinhone apni jaan lene ka bhi socha hoga or kuch ne to koshish bhi ki hogi

Magr kabhi socha hai ke tumhara amaal Kya itne acche hai ki tum tai waqt se pehle jaan lelo or jis wjah se depressed ho usse azadi pa loge....yeh bewaqoofi hai

Tum ek jahannum se nikalker khud hi dusre ka bandubast ker rhe ho

Jo azmaish di gyi hai vo wapis bhi leli jaegi magr apne mojuda waqt per

Shyd koi azmaish di Hi na gyi ho or tumne khud use apne aap banali ho

Mai Jab kisi depressed insan se bate kerta hon to vo kehte hai ke " I just can't take it anymore" yani unki bas hogyi hai

Agr waqai unki bas hogyi hoti to azmaish khatm hojati

Kyuki apko apki potential se zada azmaya hi nahi jata

Aapko chahiye ke aap shukr kere

Mazbut bane

Khudko masruf rkhe

Or dekhie ke aapki azmaish ajar se badi nahi hai

Jo log kehte hai ki I can't take it anymore aur zindagi khatm kerke azmaish khatm hojaegi

Unke lie mai kehuga ki azmaish khtm zrur hogi magr saza shuru hojaegi

Kaynaat me jo bhi chize bewaqt kerne ki koshish azmay gyi hai vo humesha destructive yani tabahi lae hai

Her cheez muqarrar waqt per hogi or jo na hou wo glat sabit hogi

Jis azmaish se aap log bhagte hai Kya apko pta hai ki apko uska hona malum tha?"

Sab sawale nazro se ek dusre ko dekhne lage

"ji han.....alam e arfah yani jaha hamari rooh rehti thi surah al araf me ayat number 172

Me ek aise ahd ki baat ki gyi hai jo Allah Ne hum sab ruh se lia tha

Bade scholars ka manna hai ki hume hamari azmaishe yani dunia me hone Wali har cheez dikhai thi or phir jannat dikai thi or pucha tha ki jannat chahiye ya nahi or jinhe chaiye thi unhone sabhi azmaisho ke lie haami bhar di thi

aapne apne hisse ki azmaishe dekh or jannat ko dekh faisla kia tha ke apko jannat chaie

To soche ke jo cheez ke lie aap dunia me aane ke lie tak tayyar hue vo akhir kitni worth it hogi "

"or jinhone azmaish dekh ker mana kia " ek kam umer khatoon ki awaz goonji

"Allah behtr janta hai miss"

Usne behad narmi se jawab dia or continue kia

"To kon hota hai faateh?

Kon is raste ko paar kerta hai? Zindagi me jo apna puropse dhund lete hai or sahi raste ki talab kerte hai vahi faateh hote hai....uske lie apko extraordinary ya genius nahi hona hota ya phir ameer ya ghareeb nahi hona hota

Bus insan hona kafi hota hai

Or jo log khudko insan Man lete hai yani unhone khudko bacha lia!

Han insan Man lena hi khud me ek fatah hai

Kyuki sabse pehle to vo guroor kerta hai or bhatakta hai jo khudko insan hi nahi manta

Insan matlab gunehgaar

Jo khudko gunahgar nahi manta vo khudko insan nahi manta

Insan matlab talabgar jise mod mod per rab ki zrurat Ho

Insan matlab la ilm jise ilm bhi tabhi milta hai jab Allah chahe

Insan matlb haqiqat pasand jo zindagi ko everlasting nahi samjhta or na hi khudko amar samjhta....na ghuroor Kare or na takabur

Guroor or takabbur se kese bachte hai?

Jab hume pata ho ke humse buland zaat bhi mojud hai or humari zaat ek dhul ke katre barabar bhi nhi hai

Insan matlab ba maqsad jo apna dunia me ane ka sabab janta hou

Or jo khudko insan nahi samjhte vo khudko zamini Khuda samjhte hai

Firon samjhte hai

magr har firon ki badshahat jahannum ki aag me sulgi hai or har zamini Khuda ka zawaal dunia ne dekha hai

Firoun kabhi bulandia chu hi nahi sakta kyuki firon ki jagah neeche hai ....pehle gehre samundar me or phir jahannum mein

To bulandio ko chune ke lie khudko insan Man lena pehla kadam hota hai"

Usne sar ke kham se shukria kia or Hall talio se gunj gya

Har bar kids trha audience aaj bhi mutmaeen thi

Har kisi ko unke matlab ki batt sunne ko mili thi

Jo vo lambe waqt tak gour kerne me bita dete

Vo chala gya tha magr apna aqs sabke andar chor gya tha

Vo bhule jane valo me se nahi tha

Use bhula hi nahi ja skta tha

Kyuki vo Abdul Noor sherazi tha

Ek 23 saala mardana jasamat rkhne Wala shaks......jo use kabhi bhulne nahi deti thi vo uski surmai badi badi gehri ankhe thi

Uski sharp jawline use behad purkashish or haseen banati thi....halki halki shave....bareek hoth or khadi naak

Uske sabhi naqosh ese the jo use yad rkhne per majbur kerdete the

Vo bilashuba handsome tha ya bohat zyada hi handsome tha

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